"I wish I lived in night vale!"
NO YOU DONT
THEY LITERALLY LIVE UNDER A TOTALITARIAN POLICE STATE AND HAVE THEIR OWN HUNGER GAMES WHERE PEOPLE ARE MAULED TO DEATH BY WILD ANIMALS
WANT TO LIVE IN FUCKING NIGHT VALE JFC
Because Night Vale is the greatest town in this nation.
WE CAN CONFIRM, NIGHT VALE IS THE BEST TOWN IN THE WORLD. SAYING OTHERWISE WILL RESULT IN YOUR IMMEDIATE RE-EDUCATION.
I can’t…..Omg…I can’t.
The sarcasm is strong with this one.
Yeah, we have a gif for that.
what have i done
better save this post for the mishapocalypse
I’m frankly terrified of the misha collins fandom
no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit
i DONT KNOW W HY IM LAUGHING S O HA RD A T THIS
PET ME, YOU STUPID FUCK
When people ask you to come down from your room and socialize.
I need feminism because a senator actually referred to a pregnant woman as a ‘host’.
Not a woman. Not a mother. A ‘host’.
You know what a host is?
It’s the victim of a parasite.
So this pro-life dude just made an argument against his own agenda.
And also, a host?
Fuck that shit.
nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order